TABLOID NEWS IN BIBLICAL TIMES WOULD REVEAL…

Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
Mary Magdalene was…a fallen woman
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer.
Lazarus was dead!

So…you’re not nearly too bad