29 year-old

Retiree attacks woman over poolside chair
Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:12 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – An elderly German grew so attached to a poolside deckchair that he attacked a woman who moved his towel to another lounger, police said Tuesday.

When the 76-year-old pensioner returned to his favorite spot at a pool in the central town of Bad Endbach, he was enraged to find the woman, 29, had moved his towel to an unoccupied lounger so she could lie down next to her mother.

When abusive language failed to shift the woman, the furious senior citizen got physical. “He tipped the chair over and her with it,” the spokesman said. “She couldn’t believe he went so far over such a trifle.”

My personal comment: Somebody should have given that old geezer a couple of Viagra pills with an orange juice, then maybe, he wouldn’t mind accomodating a 29 year old in a bikini.

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