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SCHOOLS PROVIDED GAS MASKS FOR THE CHILDREN ATTEMPTING TO PROTECT THE KIDS IN CASE OF A GAS ATTACK ~ MANDATES WERE NOT NEEDED

During WWII Gas masks were issued to all children as a precaution against attack by gas bombs. The masks came in cardboard boxes, with a strap for carrying them on the shoulder. Children were instructed to keep their masks with them at all times. The great fear was from horrible, odorless mustard gas which was used in WWI and caused unimaginable deaths and casualties to allied forces.

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GOTTA WONDER IF HE GOT PAID TO DO THAT JOB

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AMAZING BI-LINGUAL DOG WANTS TO TEACH YOU YIDDISH ~ WORD FOR TODAY IS “SHMEAR”

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SHMEAR:

1. v.To spread

2. n. A spread of something soft, usually cream cheese

Hey my dear owner it’s the Sunday morning ritual breakfast of bagels and lox and what…

You’re giving me dog food again just because I”m a dog? Could you at least spare a SHMEAR of cream cheese so this DRECK (crap) doesn’t taste so dry? Maybe a little piece of lox also; for that I’ll do all the tricks you taught me when your mother-in law comes to visit next Sunday.

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OF ALL THE EX-PRESIDENTS, COMMENTATOR SAYS HE MISSES BILL CLINTON ~ HERE’S WHY…

Bill Clinton and Harvey

From a talk show on Canadian TV there was a guest commentator who said he misses Bill Clinton.

“Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He’s just a regular guy.”

Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with women.

Even now, look what he’s got going. He gets a huge check from the government every first off the month. His wife works, and he doesn’t. Manufacturers paid him a fortune to use his name and announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most Distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.”

Last but not least, Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes. Ya gotta love this guy.

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THAT’LL TEACH ‘EM NOT TO MESS WITH THE FLAG

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A BRAVE & SMART LITTLE DOG SAVES BABY LEOPARD CUBS FROM WOLVES

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National Geographic paid 1 Million Dollars to the person who filmed this video (2 minutes, 54 seconds). Well worth the price!
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“O FORTUNA” by ANDRE RIEU & ORCHESTRA

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THE JUDGE SHOULD BE SENTENCED TO PRISON FOR THE MILD SENTENCE HE GAVE A CHILD RAPIST

Sex Offender Sentence Criticized

WCAX-TV NEWS Channel 3 ” Burlington, Vermont — January 5, 2006

Judge Edward Cashman’s light sentence was the talk of the town. Wednesday he sentenced child rapist Mark Hulett to 60 days in jail. Hulett admitted he raped a little girl countless times when she was between 7 and 10 years old.

Scary faceThe judge says the sentence of 60 days was imposed because he no longer believes in punishment and he wants to speed the rapist’s entry into a rehabilitation program.

“I was dismayed to see that someone who had committed such a heinous crime against a young child would be given less of a prison sentence than for instance someone who got a second-term DWI,” said Paul Poss of South Burlington.

My personal comment: If you don’t need a dose of Tums & Tylenol after reading about this monster, something is definitely wrong with you. He violated an innocent child for 3 years, and he gets a 2 month jail sentence. He should be hung by the “you know what.” As to judge Cashman, he should serve time in jail with sexual predators and we will see if he no longer believes in punishment.

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WHY QUARTERBACKS NEED SHORT LAST NAMES

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WHY ARE MEN NEVER DEPRESSED?

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Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?

  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can be President.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The world is your urinal.
  • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • Wedding dress $3500 Tux rental-$75..
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $3.99 for a three-pack. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

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    DOGS AND BABIES CAN MAKE AN ADORABLE MIX

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    HOUSEWIFE HIDES MILLIONS

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    TOKYO (Reuters)

    A Tokyo housewife who made 400 million yen ($3.44 million) trading in foreign exchange markets was fined Friday for evading tax, a court official said.

    Yukiko Ikebe, 60, got a suspended jail sentence and was fined 34 million yen after she used relatives’ names to make her gains look smaller and avoid paying tax, public broadcaster NHK said.

    “She felt it was unfair to have to pay tax on her gains, when she made losses some years,” NHK quoted the judge as saying. “She spent the money on kimonos and jewelry.”

    Safe-money

    Forex trading has become more popular in recent years in Japan, where low interest rates have led retail investors to seek new sources of profi

    Source: Housewife hid $3 million in forex gains | Oddly Enough | Reuters

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    HOW TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT GYM VISITS

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    LAUGHING HORSES HAVE A REASON TO LAUGH

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    HEAVENLY ELECTRONICS

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    A. MINI HORSE THAT YOU WILL LOVE TO THE MAX

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    IF YOU READ THE BOOK….YOU’LL WANT TO SOCK THE AUTHOR

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    A WOMAN’S POEM

    He didn’t like the meatloaf

    And he didn’t like my cake.

    He said my biscuits were too hard …

    Not like his mother used to make.

    I didn’t perk the coffee right

    He didn’t like the stew,

    I didn’t mend his socks

    Throat-choke

    The way his mother used to do.

    I pondered for an answer,

    I was looking for a clue!

    Then I turned around and smacked him…

    LIKE HIS MOTHER USED TO DO!

    ~Author unknown~

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    AMAZING BI-LINGUAL DOG WILL TEACH YOU TO SPEAK YIDDISH ~ WORD FOR TODAY IS “DRECK”

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    DRECK:

    1. junk, garbage

    2. literally excrement.

    3. cheap, shoddy, poor quality merchandise. 

    Example: What kind of dreck did you buy online?

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    NURSERY RHYMES FOR ADULTS

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    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.

    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.

    GEORGIE PORGY. Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

    HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings’ horses,
    And all the kings’ men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.

    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.

    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered;
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the fat little bastard.

    There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good, she was very, very good.
    But when she was bad……..
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

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