Q and A re: Retirement

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question:: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest.