YOUR BAR-MITZVA INVITATION
It is with great stress, fatigue and incredible financial sacrifice that we invite you to join us as our wonderful son Corey Adam is called to the Torah as a Bar Mitzvah.
*******Saturday, May 12th********* (yes we realize its Mother’s Day Weekend)
Services start at the ungodly hour of 9am, even though you don’t really need to be there till 10:20am to catch the real action.
If you make it through the 3 hour service, please skip the kiddush (its just cookies and cake) and join us instead for an overly large mid-day meal; lots of boisterous and expensive entertainment and 60 to 70 pre-teens wearing funny hats, fake bling and brand new white ankle socks.
Hope you can make it!
Debra and David Abrams
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- 02.06.07 8:00
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