THE WORLD IS NUTS

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Is that why Flipper was always smiling?

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
Makes one shudder at the thought.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
I know some people like that.

Starfish don’t have brains.
I know some people like that, too.