President Bush’s Colon Growths Not Cancerous
Fox News
Monday , July 23, 2007

Test results from President Bush’s colonoscopy have shown no cancer in the small growths removed from President Bush’s colon, the White House announced Monday.

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White House Press Secretary Tony Snow issued a statement that microscopic evaluations of the five polyps discovered and removed during the president’s colonoscopy confirm the preliminary diagnosis tubular adenoma, or as Snow described, “garden variety polyps.”

I can give you the names of 4 of the removed polyps:
1. Nancy (Botox) Pelosi
2. Ted (Chapaquddick) Kennedy
3. Cindy (Warrior Mother) Sheehan
4. Harry Reid, Senate majority leader,
5. John (Impeach Bush) Murtha

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