BUSH’S TUSH O.K.
President Bush’s Colon Growths Not Cancerous
Fox News
Monday , July 23, 2007
Test results from President Bush’s colonoscopy have shown no cancer in the small growths removed from President Bush’s colon, the White House announced Monday.
White House Press Secretary Tony Snow issued a statement that microscopic evaluations of the five polyps discovered and removed during the president’s colonoscopy confirm the preliminary diagnosis tubular adenoma, or as Snow described, “garden variety polyps.”
I can give you the names of 4 of the removed polyps:
1. Nancy (Botox) Pelosi
2. Ted (Chapaquddick) Kennedy
3. Cindy (Warrior Mother) Sheehan
4. Harry Reid, Senate majority leader,
5. John (Impeach Bush) Murtha
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