HILLARY QUIPS
Well, the big story — Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she’s running? I think she finally wants to see what it’s like to sleep in the president’s bed.’
–Jay Leno
In Hillary Clinton’s new book ‘Living History,’ Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts.’
— Jay Leno
‘Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don’t like the idea, while others hate it.’
–Conan O’Brien
‘Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton’s former business partners can vote for her in 2008.’
–Jay Leno
‘Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible….the one with only seven commandments.’
–David Letterman
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