BUSH REHEARSES HIS SPEECH

Before he left for China, president Bush was rehearsing his speech, using the teleprompter, for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games.

He begins with ‘Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!’

Immediately, his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President’s ear:

‘Mr. President, those are the Olympic rings. Your speech is underneath.’

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