LOOKING BACK AT LAST YEAR

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a pretty good year after all the hardships:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected. Whites are happy, OJ is in jail. Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office. Republicans are happy: George Bush is leaving office. All of us are happy; Sarah Palin is back in Alaska where she belongs (maybe).

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his Inauguration, President Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, boost the stock market to new heights, solve the real estate problem, reverse global warming, find Osama bin Laden, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and achieve world peace.

Then, on the 7th day, He will rest.