HAVE SOME FUN & FIGHT BOREDOM

2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don’t disguise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something bothersome, ask if they want fries with that.

4. At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See If they slow down.

5. Order a ‘Diet Water’ whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

6. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is ‘To Go’.

7. Sing Along At The Opera.