1. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

2. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.

3. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

4. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

5. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger but everyone else looks older?

6. There are worse things than getting a call froma wrong number at 4 AM. – Here’s the “what if”…What if someone was calling the right number?

7. No one ever says ‘It’s only a game.’ when their team is

8. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos, and rap music will be the Golden Oldies?

9. Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don’t mind. And the one’s that mind, don’t matter.

10. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

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