HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

Vintners in the Napa Valley area of California (mainly produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines), and now they have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic and especially helpful to incontinent women and men with enlarged prostates.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as:

———————–Wine glass———————–


PINO MOR

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Published:
09.03.09 4:08
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Internet Humor, Spoof