THE BRONX GIRL

—The first man had married a woman from Illinois, and he told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

—The second man had married a woman from Michigan. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

—The third man had married a beautiful girl from The West Bronx, New York. He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.