MOTHERS – HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

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Fast Food competitors of KFC thought that Sunday was to have been the final day for grease and salt lovers everywhere, predicting it would be the last chance for die-hards (pun intended) to get their hands on the KFC Double Down, which for anyone that doesn’t know about this… it’s a bacon and cheese sandwich that uses fried chicken as the bread. However, KFC has just announced that the Double Down ain’t going anywhere anytime soon. Local cardiologists who were preparing for an overwhelming increase in patients, can now relax.

Some guy who works for the Colonel said: “This truly is an example of ‘popular demand’…Our plans were to feature the product only through May 23, but millions of Double Down fans have spoken and we won’t disappoint them. You’ll continue to be able to get the Double Down at KFC this summer.”

KFC says it expects to sell its 10 millionth Double Down later this month.

Maybe they call it Double Down because it doubles your chances of falling down from an instant heart attack.

Source: Consumerist.com