DISNEY & SEXUAL THOUGHTS

DISNEY
Did you hear about the big lawsuit against Disneyland? Some kids saw the Disney characters without their heads on. And they were traumatized. And now they need a couple million dollars. Give me a break. When I was a kid I saw my Uncle Billy with his pants off! All I got was a dollar to keep my mouth shut.

SEXUAL THOUGHTS
They say men have a sexual thought every ten seconds. I have no problem with that. It’s that dead air in between I hate. I spend that time planning my next sexual thought.