E-MAIL LETTER TO MY SON

Note: This is a copy of an e-mail I sent to my son Andrew, after our recent visit to his home in the Cape Canaveral area of Florida:

I thought that might happen on the 3 hour trip home, so I scouted in your recycle bin and found a discarded apple juice plastic bottle and put I it in the Toyota, just in case an emergency situation should arise on I-95 driving home.

Sure enough, 2 hours into the trip, I had to use the bottle and after finishing my business it looked like the apple juice had reappeared. However, and best of all, that container was a perfect fit and I think I am in love. So, if you hear that I left your mother you will know why I blame you.