TURKEY TESTICLE FESTIVAL

Organizers of fourth annual Turkey Testicle Festival can keep their name, despite concerns about the propriety of the word and the island’s virtue. The Fort Myers Beach Council voted 4-1 Monday to allow the Surf Club bar to use the Turkey Testicle Festival name after a laugh-out-loud discussion, according to the News-Press. Councilman Charles Meador said this year’s festival will the fourth annual, and went on to list more than 12 other cities that host annual events with the name “testicle.”

“Who cares what the name is,” Mayor Dennis Boback said. “Money is going for a worthy cause.


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