ROY AND BESSIE

He walks into the house and says to his wife: “Notice anything different about me?”

Bessie looks him over: “Nope.”

Frustrated Roy storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?”

Bessie looks up and says: “Roy, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Roy yells: “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!”

To which Bessie replies: “Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat.”