The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, McCartney gave Mills a whopping settlement of $49 million.

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year marriage (and tell me who gets sex every night)… it ended up costing him $26,849 per each sexual event.

Now let’s check out Elliot Spitzer and scrumptious call girl Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, she charges $4,000 an hour…for anything! Let’s do the math…365 days x 5 years = 1825 copulations at $4000 per cop.. errr per pop. Making A grand total of $7,300,000.

Poor uninformed Paul McCartney, if he opted to play “rent-a-wife” instead of marrying one, ($49 million down the drain)…it would have cost him the same $7.3 million as Spitzer, thereby saving a cool $41 million.

CONCLUSION: There are many value-added benefits to “renting”…you get a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no whining, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to do anything depicted in the Kama Sutra, no bitching and complaining or insults like, ‘are you done yet, Honey!’

Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you want her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

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