I’M THIRSTY

  • The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.”
  • The Frenchman says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.”

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  • The Russian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.”
  • The German says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have beer.”
  • The Mexican says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have tequila”..
  • The Jew says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.”

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    Published:
    05.03.11 0:09
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