MEN – AVOID THAT MID-LIFE CRISIS

After being married for 41 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “41 years ago we were iving in a cheap, walk-up apartment, driving an old Toyota, sleeping on a lumpy sofa bed and dining at Burger King every night. But… I got to sleep every night with a hot 25- year-old girl, that was you.

I raved on, “Now I have a $9 million home, a Rolls-Royce, a nice big bed and every night we dine only at the finest gourmet restaurants But… I’m sleeping with a 64-year-old woman, that’s you. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would be living in a cheap walk-up apartment, driving an old Toyota, sleeping on a lumpy sofa bed and dining at Burger King every night.

Aren’t older women great?