CLEVER QUOTES
If you’re not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he’s the famous erudite scientist; his mind sees things differently than we do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some more of his gems:
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
I intend to live forever so far, so good.
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- 05.22.11 0:05
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