MARRIAGE – BEFORE AND AFTER

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John – Ah….At last. I can hardly wait
Jane – Do you want me to leave?
John – NO! Don’t even think about it.
Jane – Do you love me?
John – Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane – Have you ever cheated on me?
John – NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane – Will you kiss me?
John – Every chance I get!
Jane – Will you hit me?
John – Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane– Can I trust you?
John – Yes!
Jane – Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE
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