WASHINGTON D.C. EARTHQUAKE

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Residents of D.C. please do not be alarmed by the recent earthquakes. It is just the U.S.A. shifting to the RIGHT!!

Breaking News! The President has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush’s Fault”.

Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Democrat Rep. Nancy Pelosi continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives, however, have proven that it was caused by our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.


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Published:
08.28.11 0:58
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Politics, Spoof