NUMBER 1 KILLER OF AMERICANS?

HEART ATTACKS…Photobucket

and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

The Government is trying to correct the problem. Hahaha!


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