ALL TOO TRUE!

2. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

5. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.

6. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

7. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.