OBAMA TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM

Moyel President Obama announced today that on May 14th, 2012, the 64th anniversary of Israel becoming a nation, he will convert to the Jewish religion.

Some shocked Democrats are saying he is politically motivated and he is making this change solely in an effort to overcome the continuing criticism. It is no secret that he is at odds with prime minister Binyamin Netanyahu who says Obama is unsupportive, and in fact dismissive of Israel, one of America’s closest allies today.

Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who volunteered to do the required circumcision.

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04.17.12 0:10
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