ALBERT EINSTEIN’S KISSING COUSIN

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Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 132 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA Connection. Some physicists think this may have lead to his famous “Theory of Relativa-titty.”

All of which only proves that even men of science, with the highest levels of intelligence, and golf pros like Tiger Woods, get brain messages from their “Willie.”

Below is a photo of large breasted Elsa Lowenthal’s coffin:

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06.25.12 0:18
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