HEALTH WARNING
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Political Scientists today announced they have discovered a new deadly disease called GonorrheaLectim.
They say the public should be thinking about this seriously because it can have very serious consequences. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new and virulent strain of this old disease. For those not familiar with “GonorrheaLectim.” It is pronounced “Gonna re-elect em” and it is a terrible Obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the start-up dose now and the second stronger dose the night before November 6th, 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become a chronic, permanent illness and eventually change the lives of all victims.
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