ASSES, SHOVELS & CAMELS

75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on
your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land”.

Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, unemployment, foreclosures, Wall Street corruption, Social Security, retirement funds, illegal immigrants, crooked politicians caught with their pants down, etc. I called the suicide hot line. They connected me with a call center in Pakistan; I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck..