WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE ~ 40 YEARS AGO

1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2012: Receiving a new hip joint

1972: KEG
2012: EKG

1972: Acid rock
2012: Acid reflux

1972: Moving to California because it’s cool
2012: Moving to Florida because it’s warm

1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2012: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1972: Seeds and stems
2012: Roughage

1972: Rolling Stones
2012: Kidney Stones

1972: Screw the system
2012: Upgrade the system

1972: Liberal Democrat
2012: Conservative Republican

1972: Disco
2012: Costco