ALL ABOUT MARRIAGE

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin’ his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past – but never the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, “Honey, you stick to the washin’, ironin’, cookin’ and scrubbin’. No wife of mine is gonna “work”.

“Many girls like to marry a military man…he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he’s already used to taking orders.