Van Gogh

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away, when his van ran out of gas.

Asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, replied,…
‘Monsieur, “ze gas is ze problem,” and zat is ze reason I stole the paintings. PLEASE UNDERSTAND!…

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make ze Van Gogh.

I confess this to you… because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

Monsieur, do you have De Gaulle to arrest me for zat?

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