BURMA SHAVE ROAD SIGNS

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I have fond childhood memories of how much we enjoyed the delight of these humorous poetic signs while enduring those long car trips. When we were bored and thinking of a game or diversion, my sister and I sat in the back of the family car and took turns reading the signs aloud. On every trip by every family, the kids always asked, “are we there yet, Mommy?” Mommy always answered, “soon honey, soon!”

Do you remember these? For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930’s and ’40’s: Before there were interstates, when everyone drove on the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers’ fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet……and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream. Here are more of the actual signs:

  • DROVE TOO LONG, DRIVER SNOOZING,
    WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING
    Burma Shave
  • THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER,
    LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE
    Burma Shave

  • AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT,
    BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN’T IT?
    Burma Shave

  • NO MATTER THE PRICE, NO MATTER HOW NEW,
    THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU
    Burma Shave

  • A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN,
    IS NOT THINKIN’ HE’S JUST HOPIN’
    Burma Shave

  • AT INTERSECTIONS, LOOK EACH WAY,
    A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT’S HARD TO PLAY
    Burma Shave
  • BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL, EYES ON THE ROAD,
    THAT’S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER’S CODE
    Burma Shave

    • PASSING SCHOOL ZONE, TAKE IT SLOW,
      LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW
      Burma Shave
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