HE SHOULDN’T HAVE CHEATED!

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A New Mexico woman repeatedly stabbed her boyfriend after accusing him of cheating during a Monopoly game early yesterday, according to police.

Laura Chavez, 60, and her boyfriend were playing the popular board game at her Santa Fe apartment when the dispute occurred. Chavez, allegedly admitted stabbing her beau, Clyde “Butch” Smith, with a kitchen knife.

When cops arrived at Chavez’s building, she was sitting under the porch “covered with suspected blood.” Asked if the blood was Smith’s, she answered, “Yes, I f- – – – -d him up.”

Chavez went to jail, went directly to jail …no, not the monopoly jail, but a real jail with bars, the charges included aggravated battery on a household member with a deadly weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer. She is being held in the Santa Fe county lockup in lieu of $5000 bond (or until she rolls doubles).

Source: To read the full story with photos go to… The Smoking Gun