CLEVER COMMENTS — THEY ARE ALL TOO TRUE

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone in mind to blame.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.

The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it, but if you are one of those who are dissatisfied being old and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.