Bob, the patient was in the exam room and the doctor asked what seems to be the problem. The patient replied, “You must promise not to laugh. O.K. Doc?” … The Doctor replied ‘Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at any patient.’

‘Okay then,’ Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-whoo’ the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

‘I’m so sorry,’ said the doctor attempting to apologize, “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?’

“My whoo-whoo, it’s swollen!’ Bob replied.”
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