1. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”

2. Sing Along At The Opera.

3. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

4. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something… Ask If they want fries with that.

5. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In”.

6. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

7. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won

8. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

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