GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE STORY

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded hysterically, “Where the hell are you?”

Husband answers: “Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money back in those days, and I said Baby, someday it’ll be yours.”

The wife, smiled slyly; she was embarrassed because she was nasty and caustic in her tone a second ago. She purringly answered, “Yes, I remember that… my little puppsy boy.”

Hubby, in a sloshed voice says, “Well, I’m in the Pub next door to that shop.”
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