“MEDRA” “BOK” or “SCHEISSE?”

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By Harvey Tobkes

In 3 different languages, the 3 foreign words in the title above mean excrement. Up to this point, that summarizes what I think our stinko choices are for choosing a president. So, it looks like whoever you vote for, you will need to pull the lever with one hand and hold your nose with the other.

I want to vote for ABO (Anybody But Obama) yet the choice of Republican candidates is so bad… (please allow me a second to bite my tongue), I think I would find Obama more palatable than the candidates the Republicans have put on the plate so far.

We don’t need a Messiah to emerge, just a common sense guy like Harry Truman to bring this country back to our position of world leader in peace and economy and standard of living.

As in the old joke where the Genie was given first the task of helping men to understand women or building a bridge across the Atlantic ocean…and the Genie said..I’ll get started on the bridge.

If a Genie appeared and gave me a wish in the elections, I would wish for him to build me a president, and if he says no problem, I’ll believe it when I see it, and when I see it, I’ll believe it.