WALKING EAGLE
Last week, president Barack Hussein Obama was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York.
He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American’s standard of living. He stated that back in the years when he was a Senator he had voted ‘YES’ for every Indian bill that came up for approval. Although Obama was vague on the details of his new plan, he spoke eloquently and seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his ‘red sisters and brothers.’
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name…Walking Eagle. The proud president then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
1 comment
Jump to comment form | comments rss [?] | trackback uri [?]