MARLINS BASEBALL TICKETS FOR SALE

My wife Anita, doesn’t like the person who sits in the seat next to us and is adamant, hysterical and immovable, demanding that we do not attend any more games.

I have attached a picture with the view from the seats. Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.

Current Bid: $2,500 each

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Published:
04.08.15 1:12
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