GETTING MARRIED, THIS IS NOT THE FUTURE – THIS IS NOW!

—————–father of bride—————–
—————–big bucks—————–

Daughter sends text to Dad.

Daddy, I am coming home to get married soon. Get out your check book. LOL.

I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had two months of relationship through Viber. My beloved and favorite Dad, “I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.”

Lots of love and thanks,Your favorite daughter, Lilly
______________________________________________________________________________________

Dads reply ….also by texting

My Dear Lilly:
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever….., I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay.
L.O.L. (lots of love), Daddy

R U serious

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05.13.15 11:13
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