OUR NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

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The older we get the wiser we become …We’ve stopped our home alarm protection service and quit our candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. We bought a Pakistani flag and an ISIS flag on eBay and raised them on the front lawn.

Now, the local police, Sheriff’s Department, FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, US Marshals, NSA, ATF, and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I never felt safer and we’re saving $49.95 a month.

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Published:
07.10.15 5:19
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