FUTURE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

By Harvey Tobkes

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THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR 2020

They need to find a woman who is brown skinned, with a white Catholic Hispanic father and a black Baptist church-going mother. Also, the candidate should be married to a lottery winner millionaire Southern Redneck who loves his beer. The woman’s elderly parents should be supported by her and preferably residing with her. The couple should have a pet dog and 5 children ranging in age from the teens to the mid-twenties.

She is likely to get the votes of women, whites, blacks, Hispanics, Southerners, young voters, the elderly, Catholics, Baptists, family oriented people, the rich the poor, animal lovers and who else is left doesn’t matter much.


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