Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

  • Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
  • The Commodores —Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
  • Marvin Gaye— Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
  • Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash
  • Herman’s Hermits —Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker
  • Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
  • The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
  • Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
  • Abba— Denture Queen
  • Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
  • And Last but NOT least: Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again

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