WHERE’S OBAMA?
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama is vacationing on Martha’s Vineyard when he should be hard at work running ISIS, Donald Trump charged on Thursday.
In an interview with Fox News, the Republican Presidential nominee said that the President’s preference for golfing in favor of the demanding day-to-day work of running a terrorist organization shows “what a disaster he has been” at the helm of the Islamic State.
“Frankly, he doesn’t deserve to call himself the founder of ISIS,” Trump told Fox’s Sean Hannity. “He is a disgrace.”
Trump also drew a sharp contrast between himself and Hillary Clinton, whom he said lacked the mental and physical stamina to run ISIS.
“I’ve built a great business,” he said. “I’ve employed thousands of people. I will do a much better job running ISIS.”
Source: Article by Andy Borowitz in The New Yorker
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