CALL TO A JEWISH GRANDMOTHER

Grandmother stereotype

The Answering Machine:

If you are coming for breakfast this Sunday… press 1.

If you want lox, eggs and onions… press 2.

If you will be staying for lunch… press 3.

If you want chicken soup with matzoh balls and a plate of potato latkes…press 4.

If you want to know how am I feeling, press 5...but you probably have the wrong number because you never, ever asked how I am feeling.

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Published:
09.02.16 7:00
Category:
Humor