THREE SURE WNNERS…ALMOST

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Snow White, Pinocchio and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.” “I am entering” says Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how did you do?” “First Place,” she answers with modesty in her voice,

They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.” “I am entering,” says Superman. After half an hour he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?” “First Place,” answers Superman. “There was never any doubt about it!”

They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio says, “Oh yeah baby, this my time to shine because this one is mine.” Half an hour later, he returns all choked up with tears in his eyes. The other two tried to console him and ask Pinocchio, “What happened in there?

Pinocchio replies, “Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?